Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Rollin' with the Homies

I just saw this advertisement during early-evening programing for this product.

Yes, L'Oréal Paris has developed the most ingenious device to make absolutely certain your makeup doesn't smudge, smear, or streak!

But wait, doesn't this device sound a little familiar? Oh yes, here it is.

That's right, ladies. Just as you apply an even coat of paint to match your new living room, so can you now apply makeup to your face. Why stop there? Why not spackle over your pores? Sand down the acne? Don't forget the layer of primer before you finish it all with two coats of a durable acrylic latex matte. You'll never have to buy makeup remover again!

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