Sunday, October 18, 2009

A Request to the People of America

Dear My Fellows in Language-Use,

Can we please agree on a concerted effort to outmode the word "sex" as a verb? And more particularly, in its transitive form (cf. "I'm'ma ~ you up.")?

I would appreciate it.

Once that bomb has been dismantled, we can move on to eradicate the pernicious persistence of "eats" as a noun.

1 comment:

  1. No, eats has to go, but sex as a verb MUST stick around. We the people in Gayland don't use it that way, and although we don't need any additional fuel, it's always fun to have just *one* more reason to point and laugh at the hets. It stays.